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(1) Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(2) A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(3) Message of the year Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(4) Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them..
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(5) Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" Shetext back, "OMG really?" Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(6) Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(7) In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(8) Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends and he still loves his mummy more.
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(9) When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet...
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(10) If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(11) If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(12) Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them.
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(13) Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(14) An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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(15) What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . . . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd...
1145 days ago Written habibur rahman habib
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