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(1) This is the perfect way to break down this iniamrotfon.
487 days ago Written 3KmP34QhLY
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(2) love mortal but talk is immortal
522 days ago Written amaronlinbd.com
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(3) Teacher- "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga....?? . . . . . Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!! Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock...teacher shock!!
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(4) 4 boys on bike... Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya...?? boys rocked
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(5) Girls dont have brain.... Boy:- marry me..... Girl:- do u have BMW car? Boy:- no..! Girl:- how much in urs salary? Boy:-no salary...but Girl:- no but U have nothing at all How can I marry wid u. No way Leave me......!! Boy (talk to him self): I have 1 villa 3 property land, 3 Ferrari 2 Porsche Why should I buy BMW? Why can Itake salary? when still I am boss..... (*) moral:-: (girl) don't have brain..
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(6) Boy jab fail ho jaye to.... mom 3 words kehti hai: " AURJAA GHUMNE " . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI " . Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain . . . " Abe Tu Bhi "
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(7) Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(8) Guys apne school ki sunata hu ek Prem kahani.. . . Ek thi topper jo thi percentage ki Rani.. . . Phir..?? . . . Phir kya.. . . . Humne pata li.. . . .Aur , , Fail ho gayi Maharani..
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(9) BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch he :- Books he Notes he Time he aur hausla to itna he ke… jb chahe padh ke TOPkr sakta hu, bus 1 hi bat ki kami he, . . . . "MOOD"Saala banta hi ni…
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(10) BoY : maine APPLE I PHONE5 liya h Girl : woooowooooow... . konsi company ka h.... ??? Boy : kuch nhi behan... TU GHAR JAA AUR StarPlus CHANEL Par Kyonki Saas Bhi Kabi Bahu thi DEKH
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(11) Gabbar- Kitne Admi the? Sambha- Sarkar 2 Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai?? Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai. Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle?? Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai? Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata. Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate? Sambha- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde, tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!!!! *Ab Thoko Like
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(12) 1 Pathan Ne Kaprre Ki Dukan Kholi Usi Mein Property Ka Kaam Shuro Kar Dia Aur Tandor Bhi Lgaya Aur Pata Hai Dukan Ka Naam Kya Rakha ? Roti Kapra Aur Makan Sub De Ga Ye Pathan...
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(13) Ek ladke aur ek ladki ki saadi hui... .. Aap yaakin na hi karenge ki dusare hi din.. ... Unka Bachha hua..... .. .. .. .. .. .. KHANA khrab ho gaya... Fridge me jo na hi rakha tha na..
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(14) .Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche . . ”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara . .Kyon ??? , , ,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha.
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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(15) Father: Putar zara apna Mobile Dena Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kr ky deta hon G.f pic: delete girl’s # list: delete phone calls received: delete . . . - delete - delete - delete Memory Card: Format: Son: Ye Lein Abu Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha Tum khud he time Bata do .
830 days ago Written HR HABIB
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