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(1) 3 idiots Best line
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche
bhago,
Neend jakh mar k tumhare piche
aayegi.
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(2) Salman: Aaj mere baap k pas 14
car hai , 18 bikes hai , 4 banglow
hai , 3 farm house hai tumhare pas
kya he?
Amitabh : Mere bete k pas tera
maal hai!
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(3) Sholay ki Team ne IPL mein hissa
liya
Gabber k Bowlers ne 20 over me
350 Run diye & us mein 200 Runs
Extra thay.
Btao Q
Q K
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Wicket keeper Thakur tha .’
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(4) ‘ Rajnikant went to world
cooking championship …
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in
finale ???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer…’
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(5) Munna Bhai: Yeh Quaid -e -Azam
Har Note Main muskurate Kyun
Rehte Hain ?
Circuit : Simple Hay Bhai, Royange
To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na. ’
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(6) Malilika sheravat gives handkerchief
to a tailor and asks to stitch three
dresses .
Tailor replies what to do with
remaining cloth!
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(7) Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya .
Dusre kutto ne usse pucha: Yaar
tune wo ghar kyu choda?
Himesh ka Kutta : Yaar rat ko gane
ki practice woh krta tha . Subhah
log mujhe marte the .
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(8) Shadi k pahle- Hero no .1
Shadi k baad - Coli no .1
Pahle- Maine pyar kiya.
Baad mein - Yeh maine kya kiya.
Pahle- Milne kab aogi .
Baad mein - Maike kab jaogi!
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(9) Modern Basanti
Dharmendar - Basanti in
kutto k samne mat
nachna.
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Basanti -Xcuse me mr.
who the hel do u think u
are to order me like
this ?
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U stupid guy using
abusing language, u
bloody fool hanging in
the rusty chain with so
obnoxious smell coming
from body .
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U keep your mouth shut
nonsense .
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Hey Gabbar,play the DJ
yaar . .
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(10) College student :
Meri attendance ke bare zyaada mat
sochna …” main college me aata
hoon …
lecture main nahi …”
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(11) Salman : Aam Aadmi Sota Hua
Sher Hai …
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Me : Aur Agar Galti Se Jaag Gaya
Toh ALARM Band Karke Phir So
Jaata Hai ..
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(12) Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai
ghar , hai paisa hai gadi… 2 jodi me
ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . .
Uncle : hai gun hai talwaar hai aari,
dubaara phone kiya to mc dege
tumhari ..
Honey singh: ok bye
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(13) SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta
hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho
jate hai ..
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John : - 1000 log ..
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Hrithik :- 5000 log ..
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sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?
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(14) “ ZARIN” aur “ KATRINA” dono hi ek
jaisi aur gori hai kyun… . ?
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Kyun ki dono k naam me “ RIN” aata
hai .
Aur RIN deta hai chokne wali
safedi …
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(15) Why Akshay Kumar ’s wife is not a
BIG
STAR like him… . ??
Because ”TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
STAR …!”
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